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THE MOM SONG
Friday, April 24, 20096:23 PM
"Don't look at me like you always do, this time." PRESENTING: THE MOM SONG! xD [or rather the dad's song, because my mom don't actually tell these kinds of stuff on me, it's the DAD. haha =D THE MOM SONG LYRICS : those lines in BOLD are the lines that I can relate to =D The Mom Song" Get up now Get up now Get up out of bed Wash your face Brush your teeth Comb your sleepyhead Here's your clothes and your shoes Hear the words I said Get up now! Get up and make your bed Are you hot? Are you cold? Are you wearing that? Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at? Grab your coat and gloves and your scarf and hat Don't forget! You gotta feed the cat Eat your breakfast, the experts tell us it's the most important meal of all Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at 3 today Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon so you must play Don't shovel Chew slowly But hurry The bus is here Be careful Come back here Did you wash behind your ears? Play outside, don't play rough, will you just play fair? Be polite, make a friend, don't forget to share Work it out, wait your turn, never take a dare Get along! Don't make me come down there Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff away Make your bed, do it now, do we have all day? Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hay? Can you even hear a word I say? Answer the phone! Get off the phone! Don't sit so close, turn it down, no texting at the table No more computer time tonight! Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up Where are you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home? Saying thank you, please, excuse me makes you welcome everywhere you roam You'll appreciate my wisdom someday when you're older and you're grown Can't wait till you have a couple little children of your own You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly But right now I thank you not to roll your eyes at me Close your mouth when you chew, would appreciate Take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate Use your fork, do not burp or I'll set you straight Eat the food I put upon your plate Get an A, get the door, don't get smart with me Get a grip, get in here, I'll count to three Get a job, get a life, get a PHD Get a dose of, "I don't care who started it! You're grounded until you're 36" Get your story straight and tell the truth for once, for heaven's sake And if all your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump, too? If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before That you're too old to act this way It must be your father's DNA Look at me when I am talking Stand up straighter when you walk A place for everything and everything must be in place Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about Oh! Brush your teeth, wash your face, put your PJs on Get in bed, get a hug, say a prayer with mom Don't forget, I love you And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never ends You don't need the reason why Because, because, because, because I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so I'm the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom!! Ta da!!! I'll explain why, here it goes : Get up now, Get up now,Get up out of bed - My father usually wakes me up every morning, whether we have classes or not, even on summer! he said it's for training, It's not my fault that I'm not a morning person and I'm a sleepyhead, right? Wash your face - My father always tells me this when he thinks that I look messy. Brush your teeth - He usually tells me this before I go to sleep. Comb your sleepyhead - He tells me this whenever I sit at the breakfast table with my hair still uncombed. Get up and make your bed - he also makes me make my bed and not just my bed but EVERYONE's bed, In my eyes, this is not a duty, It's TORTURE. wuahahah~~ Are you wearing that? - My Dad is always conscious of what I wear, unlike my mom... he always tells me "Bakit mo yan sinusuot? anong klaseng damit 'yan? MAGPALIT KA!" [why are you wearing that? what kind of shirt is that? CHANGE IT.] It's pretty weird that he does not like what I'm wearing because he's the one who usually buys the clothes I wear at home =D But hurry, The bus is here - BOTH my parents says this but usually, It's my DAD, he's afraid that I'll be late for school, he's sometimes paranoid. ahaha =D don't play rough, will you just play fair? don't forget to share .Work it out, wait your turn, never take a dare. Get along! Don't make me come down there - He usually tells e this whenever I'm playing with my siblings, My Mom also tells us this, especially when we fight. haha =D Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff away ,Make your bed, do it now, do we have all day? - My father is a neat person, yeah. Can you even hear a word I say? - He usually tells me this when he's scolding me and he won't accept a nod as an answer, I really need to open my mouth and speak xD Get off the phone! - YEAH sure, this sooooo like my father, whenever I'm on the phone, he'll and signal me to get off it. He's soooo KJ, he'll ask me to get off it when the conversation is getting more exciting. haha =D No more computer time tonight! - this is usually his punishment, when I'm late to leave the house for school :( Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up - I don't have an ipod but I have my mobile phone as MP3 player, he's always mad at me whenever he asks me to do something and I can't hear it because I'm listening to music and you know me, even though I can hear it via earphones, It's still on full volume man, haha. not a single sound except for the song comes to my ears. wuahahaha~~~~ Where are you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home? - yeah. this is my father too, he really asks me FULL details like whenever I need to go to a classmates house, he would ask the name of the classmate, the gender, the address, with whom am I going with and etc. etc. sometimes when I tell him that I'm going somewhere with my classmates like Malls and etc. he would be there too, just to follow me and to fetch me, ruining everything me and my friends had planned. haha =D You'll appreciate my wisdom someday when you're older and you're grown - this is soooo MY DAD! he also says that I should be thankful someone's reprimanding me. ahaha =D You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly - yea... so unlike my mom-ish, so dad-ish ahhaa =D But right now I thank you not to roll your eyes at me - yeah! this is MY MOM! ahaha =D because I can always afford to roll my eyes at her, but I can't with my dad xD Take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate - BOTH my parents says this, yeah. I'm choosy =D Get an A, get the door, don't get smart with me - yeah. the "don't get smart with me" is usually my dad, because whenever I tell that what he's doing is wrong, he'll just tell me that "anong tignin mo saakin, tanga?" [what do you think of me, stupid?] And if all your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump, too? - My dad. soooo My dad, because sometimes i tend to believe my friends more than i believe him. haha =D If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before - he usually tells me this when i forgot to do something and he gets mad xD That you're too old to act this way - yeah! especially when i argue with my younger siblings, he tells me that I'm so childish, fighting with children. ahahah= D It must be your father's DNA - scratch that , it should be my MOTHER's DNA. ahahha =D he told me that I have the same traits with my mom. while my mom tells me that I have the same personality with my dad. ahahhaha =D yeah. that's all, but I don't blame them for being like that, they just wanted the best for me =D "The best of both worlds." |
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